From The Locker Room – 7-11-19

PET PEEVES

 I don’t want to meet ex-wives or ex-girlfriends of a guy I’m seeing, because I don’t want to find out that she’s beautiful and spend my days and nights wondering if he still loves her.”

            “It bothers me when a woman demands the truth about whether or not you’re seeing another woman, and then goes ballistic when she hears it.”

           “I don’t ever want to be told about a sighting of my honey with another woman.  “Mean-wellers” are dangerous people!”

            “I can’t stand to talk to friends who give you in-depth details about their lives, and never ask you what’s going on in your life.”

“I hate it when a relationship is over, and the guy has the audacity to say, “I hope we can be friends.”

            “When a woman invites her lonely girlfriend along on a date, and you don’t know it, until you go to pick her up.”

            “When a woman gets to her door after a first date and demands to know, “when am I going to see you again?”

            “I can’t stand to go out with guys who are too cheap to pay for valet parking, and make you walk four-six blocks to wherever you going.”

            “It bugs me when I’m out with a woman and she wants me to identify every woman I speak to…ie, “who was that” or “where do you know her from.”

            “I hate it when a guy picks me up, and has the manners of a bumpkin.  This is apparent when he doesn’t get out and open the car door for me.”