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“No more sex for me unless I’m married. I’m tired of waking up with a man and we’ve both experienced something different emotionally. He’s won at play, and I’ve given my heart away.”

April 3, 2019

“I was sitting on a couch with another woman at a party, and we had been chatting up a storm. We were strangers, who just happen to mesh.  When a man came in the door, we would both comment jokingly on whether or not he was our type, etc.  Then a real good-looking guy walked in, whom I knew was on the down-low, and I told her.  It turned out the guy was her boyfriend and she had been waiting on him.  I was so embarrassed, I ended up leaving.”

“I’m through confiding in anyone ever.  I told my best friend that her sister’s husband tried to seduce me, and she told her sister, who tried to run me over with a car.”

“I go after what I want from now on, and am no longer waiting on my prince to ride up and swish me away. If I see a guy I like, I tell him, and the rest is up to him.  Since I began doing this, I’ve had more dates this year than I’ve had in the last two years.”

“No more sex for me unless I’m married. I’m tired of waking up with a man and we’ve both experienced something different emotionally.  He’s won at play, and I’ve given my heart away.”

““I finally understand that when a man really cares for a woman, he finds time for her. I will never let another man tell me, he’s too busy to see me as often as he’d like to.  I have learned what that translates to.  ‘I like you okay, but not enough to spend more time with you’.  The key to keeping his attention at a high level is to be interesting and not so available.  If I’ve learned nothing else, I’ve learned that if a man likes you, he will show it by wanting to be with you.”

“If my girlfriends aren’t dating somebody, I don’t discuss what’s going on in my relationships.  This is because they end up giving bad advice, sighing in boredom or changing the subject.  Now, I understand why when a woman marries, she surrounds herself with married friends.  She wants someone who can relate to where she’s at.”

“On the first date with this brother, he told me that he was engaged to another woman, and I left him sitting in the restaurant. Duh!  Why was he out with me?”

“Last year, my fiancée stood me up at the altar after we’d been together four years. I later learned she had left town the night before with a man she’d only known a few months.  She told me she was pregnant with my child.  I often wonder what she told him.”

“I resent women who display certain attitudes after two weeks of dating when a guy doesn’t do what they think he should. One woman told me that if I couldn’t call her everyday, not to dial her number again.”

“I was out one night with a five star sister, who snapped-heads when she passed by, but she also snapped her fingers at the waiter, and ate continuously from my plate without asking. The next day, after I dumped her number, she called and told me she didn’t like my table manners because I ate with my elbows on the table.”

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