Single Snapshots – Happenings

Single Snapshots

Happenings

April: “My cousin is announcing her engagement to my ex-boyfriend tomorrow and my mother expects me to attend the party for the sake of family unity. Of course, I’m not going.”

Marli: “I married four different guys before the age of 42 because I didn’t like living alone. I’ve since come to the conclusion that I’m better off getting a roommate.”

Sean: “Don’t tell me guys don’t love on the same emotional level as women. When my college girlfriend got pregnant by another guy, who turned his back on her, I told her I would marry her.  I changed my mind after talking to my dad, who said I would be an idiot to do so.  “You don’t have her heart man, and when that’s the case, she’ll cheat again.”

Vanessa: “When I accidentally ran into my boyfriend coming out of the show with his ex-girlfriend, I simply winked at him and kept walking, though I almost passed out in anger. He ended up leaving her standing on the sidewalk while he chased after me.  The following day he was on my doorstep with a huge engagement ring and a proposal for marriage!  The funny thing is that he was never interested in marriage before. Of course, I said no!”

Kyle: “I got arrested last weekend and had to post bail after I broke out all the front windows of my boyfriend’s home after I loaned him my car and he let his ex-wife drive it.”

Troy: “Ironically, my fiancée, who has always operated outside the box, proposed to me on the same night I planned to propose to her. We ended up exchanging rings.  The difference was that I gave her a diamond ring and she gave me a wooden African band.”

Melissa: “I was on a first date once with a guy who stole my wallet out of my purse, when I left to go to the ladies’ room. I didn’t miss it however until I got home. Of course, he denied it and faked anger at being accused.”

Myesha: “My boyfriend dumped me after he saw me getting out of an ex-boyfriend’s car.  Without allowing for any kind of explanation, the next day, he sent me a funeral wreath with a card that read, “Our relationship is dead.”

Quintana: “By the time my brother got married, he had broken so many hearts he had to have security at his wedding.”