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Mari: “I stopped seeing him after he invited me to sleep with him, and his friend on our second date.”

Tashia: “I’m divorced right now because my best friend betrayed me by telling my husband all the secrets I told her about our marriage. Now she’s dating him.”

Cindy: “I met my husband when he came to sell me some renters insurance. Six months later, he was the man of the house, and we were buying home insurance.”

Terry: “I don’t go out ”guy-shopping” with my girlfriends anymore, because I get far more attention when I go alone.’

Kheri: “When I go to a party, I walk around and pretend to be looking for someone to ensure being seen.  Invariably, I get stopped by a guy who wants to know if I need help.  But I only stop and engage him if he looks interesting.  If he doesn’t sound interesting, I keep looking for my imaginary girlfriend.”

Bonnie: “To me, a man’s tie speaks loudly of his taste and his judgment.”

Kirk:: “She told me not to bother to call her anymore if I couldn’t help her with her financial obligations. She said she couldn’t afford a house, a car, and a boyfriend.”

Val: “When my divorce became final, I invited my attorney to join me for a celebratory toast at a nearby restaurant/bar. Over drinks, we laughed and chatted, and I suddenly saw him in a new attractive light.  Then the check came, and he calculated it down to a penny and put his half on the table without looking at me and refused to leave a tip, which succeeded in totally wiping out his ‘sudden’ appeal.”

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