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Jason: “One thing is for sure when a woman likes you, she won’t let anything stand in the way of being with you. I was dating this woman who told me she was too busy to see me because she was taking night classes. I knew the feelings weren’t mutual, and I stopped calling.”

Marketa: “When I overheard my longtime boyfriend in his bathroom whispering sex talk on his cell phone to another woman, while I was supposed to be in the living room listening to blasting music, I left. I went outside and flattened all his tires.  He bought me an engagement ring the next day, but I was no longer interested in marrying him. ”

Lizzette:  “I stayed with this guy for eight years, and he kept promising to marry me as soon as he got some fictitious financial situation straightened out. In the ninth year, he informed me one day that he had fallen in love with someone else, and that he was moving out.  I took an overdose of pills and when he found me, he dropped me off at the hospital on his way to work and moved out that night.”

Tara: “I accidentally picked up my boyfriend’s cell phone and took it home. When my curiosity got the best of me, I began listening to some of his messages and was shocked to hear a provocative message from one of my best friends inviting him to come over for a little secret fun.”

Chrissy: “I was standing on a downtown corner once when a real good-looking guy approached me of Arab descent and told me I was the prettiest woman he’d seen all day. He pressed his card and a $100.00 bill in my hand and said if I ever wanted to join him for lunch to call. The next day I was so intrigued, that I called the number on the card, but I hung up when a woman answered.”

 

 

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