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“I’ll Never Marry

Again Because…”

by John Mazen

When a friend recently got married, I felt sorry for him. I know he didn’t know what he was doing because it was his first time.  But I had been there and done that…and had vowed to never do it again.

In my opinion, it takes a certain kind of man to be married, to put up with all the stuff that goes with sharing a house with a woman.

Never again will I wait for dinner to be served, while she talks on the phone to girlfriends, or feel guilty or confined because I want to do things other than what my wife wants to do.  To me, marriage is a serious compromise of a person’s freedom.  When you live with someone, all of your words and actions are subject to a judgment call.  If you want a new car, you have to get your wife’s permission, and the same applies if you want to travel with the guys.  For me, life is best enjoyed with a woman who lives on one side of the street and I live on the other.”

 “No More For Me!”

by Shay Barclay

I’ve been married before and I don’t ever plan to marry again.  It was the worst experience of my life! This was because it was a total compromise of my freedom.  I had to shop in secret, share my money, and frankly do things I didn’t enjoy doing. Today, however, there are very few women who feel the way I do.  Too many women live to be married and work hard to trap men into proposing.  I have six friends who are married and all of them are miserable without exception, but enjoy saying they have a husband.

Last year, two male friends who were scheduled to walk down the aisle, backed out at the last minute because they changed their minds.  One came to realize that though he wanted to be married, he had picked the wrong girl.  He claimed to have known this for some time and failed to act on it.  Both men had been married before.”

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