Single Sketches
“Incidentally…”
Cara: “My cousin is announcing her engagement to my ex-boyfriend tomorrow and my mother expects me to attend the party for the sake of family unity, but I’m not going.”
Isaac: “When my girlfriend got pregnant by an ex-boyfriend, who turned his back on her, I decided to marry her because she was so devastated. However, I changed my mind after talking to my dad. “You don’t have her heart man, and when that’s the case, she’ll cheat with him again.”
Lizabeth: When I accidentally ran into my longtime boyfriend out with his ex-girlfriend, I simply winked at him and kept walking, though I almost passed out in anger. He ended up leaving her standing on the sidewalk while he chased after me. The following morning he called with a proposal for marriage. The funny thing is that he was never interested in marriage before. I blocked his number.”
Mikala: “I got arrested one weekend and had to post bail after I broke out all the front windows of my boyfriend’s home after I loaned him my car and he let his ex-girlfriend drive it.”
Shanna: “I was out on a first date once with a guy who stole my wallet out of my purse, when I left to go to the ladies’ room. I didn’t miss it, however until I got home.”
Kimara: “My boyfriend broke up with me after he saw me getting out of an ex-boyfriend’s car. The next day, he sent me a funeral wreath with a card that read, “Our relationship is dead.”
Felisa: “By the time my playa brother decided to get married, he had broken so many hearts he had to have security guards at his wedding.”