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Single Sketches


Compiled by Sierra Silverspoon

Tom:  “Sometimes I wonder if being a heterosexual is becoming passé? In a period of one year, I dated three women who were all sleeping with me and other women.  I found out either by accident or confession.”

Craig:  “Recently, I watched a documentary on the prevalence of STDs, and it was a stark reminder of the chance we’re taking with unprotected sex.  Since I know I’m guilty of such, (and I’ve had an STD before) I took a poll in my circle to see if I was the only lax one in the bunch.  To my surprise, I wasn’t.  I learned that unprotected sex is more prevalent than ever because a need for spontaneity reigns.  Passion clouds the risk.”

Cara:  “I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, and caught my longtime boyfriend in a sex act with my visiting cousin who was sleeping on a downstairs couch.  I cried for two days, but I didn’t break up with him. He apologized profusely and promised to be true. Three weeks later, he eloped to Vegas with my cousin.”

Michelle: “Two months ago, I was engaged to a very handsome guy, whose masculinity reeked of animal magnetism.  I was certain that I had finally found my soul mate.  However, on the eve of our wedding, he broke down in tears and confessed to me that he was bi-sexual and had been sleeping with married men for years.  I walked out and I never looked back, but I’m still in shock and have vowed never to trust another man.”         

Toni: “After having first date sex with a guy in his apartment, I was startled when he woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me to leave because his girlfriend had called and said she was on her way.  When it became apparent that I was moving too slow, he put me and my clothes out in the hallway and closed the door in my face. I haven’t been out with a man since.  I am still in shock from the experience.”

GiGi: “One night my best friend’s boyfriend appeared at my door at 2 o’clock in the morning and without a word, I let him in.  We had been sneaking looks at each other for months and I had been dreaming about him sexually.  Without a word being spoken, we had sex and then he left.  The next night, I was stunned when he proposed to my best friend at her birthday party on one knee and gave her a ring.”

  1. That is why you carry condoms with you. You never know when the mood will strike. No need to have unprotected sex.

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