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Char: “After discovering my husband in an indiscreet position with my best friend, I forgave him and tried to hang onto the relationship.   Nine months later, he divorced me and married her.”

Beth: “I did something I will always regret. When my best friend moved out of town I called her ex and invited him out for a drink because I’ve always been attracted to him.  He claimed to be flattered but said he didn’t think it was appropriate because of his past relationship with my best friend.  I was so embarrassed and I felt like an idiot for making the call.  But I felt worse when I learned later that he was dating her cousin.” 

Hal: “Two weeks before I was to marry, I met another woman who completely blew me away.  There was no question in my mind that it was true love at first sight, and I knew I could not go through with the wedding.  But when I told my bride to be, she hit me in the head with an iron skillet. When I got out of the hospital, the woman I had flipped over was dating my cousin.”

Tom: “I was out to dinner one night with a woman when one of her false eyelashes fell in her soup and she thought it was a bug.  She screamed bloody murder and yelled for the waiter.  She ran out of the restaurant when she discovered the truth.  I laughed for two days.”

Gerald: “I was having dinner one night with my lady and a guy at another table couldn’t eat for looking at her.  I became so jealous that I stopped eating and got up, went over to his table, and confronted him. I was so embarrassed when he explained that he couldn’t stop staring at her because she bore an eerie resemblance to his deceased sister.”

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