Mad Match-Ups

Mad Match-Ups

Tony – “I recently read where a woman smashed out all the windows in her boyfriend’s car because he dumped her for another woman.  The woman in the story behaved like an imbecile.  I ought to know. I had the same thing happen to me when I ended a relationship with a woman I no longer cared about…only she broke every window in my home.  I’m sick and tired of these women who can’t take rejection.  It’s either their way or no way.” 

Jan – “I lived with a man for three years until he came home on my birthday and confessed that he loved another woman and wanted to marry her.  He moved out the next day.  Two years later, he came back to me after divorcing the other woman, and I let him move back in under the reasoning that he found out that he loved me more.  We got married, and two months later, he moved out again and went back to the other woman.”                                                                                     

Ryan – “I met a woman on the jogging path and we clicked.  After we exchanged numbers, she wanted me to know that she was an attorney and that she had high expectations when it came to dating.   However, I was confident  I could meet her expectations. However, when I arrived at her door to pick her up, she frowned when she got in my car.  It turned out that she had a “thing” about riding in certain cars, (I have a 2017 Toyota) that were more than two years old.  When she complained that I didn’t have a sunroof, I stopped the car and asked her out.  I also have a thing about women riding in my car with no class.”

Sherelle – “I have encountered a number of men who seem to resent that I have children, and they don’t hide it.   I went out on a date recently with a guy whom I was certain had potential, but he never called again.  When I finally tracked him down, he said candidly that when he found out I had two children and had never been married, he lost respect for me, and that he didn’t feel comfortable dating a woman he couldn’t respect.   I was depressed for a week.”