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Exit Episodes

Jade: “I once had a guy tell me that he stopped seeing me because I had a messy house.”

Colin: “I think it’s common for anyone to feel unattractive after being told by someone you’re sleeping with that they have to end the relationship because they like you, but not romantically.”

Jeff: “My cousin was about to marry a woman who hollered at him in public and berated him in front of others like he was her child.  On his wedding day, he looked like he was on his way to prison.  But midway through the ceremony, he told his bride-to-be that he had to go to the bathroom and never came back.”

James:  “I was on a first date with a woman who kept calling me by another man’s name. When I asked who was this John guy, she apologized profusely and explained that it was her ex. It got so bad that I left the table, paid the waiter, and sent her a note before I left the restaurant. “Good Luck! Compliments of you know who.”

David:  “When I walked into a party one night with my sister, my girlfriend, who I didn’t know was there, walked up and slapped me hard without uttering a word. She called me “a cheating whore” loudly and slammed out the door.  The next day, when she learned it was my sister, she texted me 102 times with an apology, but I never spoke to her again.”

Jerri:  “After he “ghosted” me for two weeks, my boyfriend of six months, whom I had become very attached to, finally texted me and told me he “was ending what we had” because he had gotten an ex-girlfriend pregnant and they were getting married.”

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