Spread the love
Single Sketches
Inside The Confession Booth

Tom: “A few years ago I broke off my engagement with a woman with teenage children because I couldn’t stand the stares of scrutiny or suspicion that greeted me every time I walked in her door. I got tired of their attitudes toward me and her always giving excuses for their behavior.  In order to get out of the relationship, I ‘confessed to her that I was attracted to her girlfriend, which was a big lie, but it worked, because she called the engagement off..”

Marla: “I had to stop visiting my girlfriend’s home because I was starting to admire her husband, and I was dreaming up schemes to seduce him. Eventually, I began to avoid her altogether, because I felt so guilty.”

Candi: “My ex-husband was a successful doctor who was a private drunk who slapped me around and treated me like dirt.  I never told anyone.  When I finally divorced him, I told everyone I found out he was gay.  I was too ashamed to admit that I was a scared abused wife.”

Sandy: “I was the real ‘other woman’ when I was pretending to be the best friend and…the confidante. When they divorced, I celebrated with the husband, and consoled the wife.”

Brianna: “When I caught my boyfriend cheating on me, I paid a friend who had a towing service to tow his car across town to a vacant lot. He thought it had been stolen.  It took the police two weeks to find the car.”

Char: “After learning my husband, who is now my ex, was seeing one of my girlfriends behind my back, I paid some teenage boys to put a long garden snake in his car on the front seat. I did this because he had such a fear of snakes.  He almost had a heart attack when he saw the snake and ended up wrecking his car when he jumped out while it was moving.  I had my revenge and I was satisfied.”

Terri: “I was out to dinner on a blind date with a guy who was so repulsive that I couldn’t sit through the date. He dug in his nose and his teeth like he was at home alone.  So, I made my cell phone ring by pushing the ringer discreetly and pretended that I had an emergency phone call from a family member and I had to leave.”


Leave a Reply