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  • “On my first date with a really handsome brother, he asked me to pick him up because his car was in the shop, pay the check because he left his wallet at home, and then let him spend the night so I could drive him to pick up his car the next day. I left him at the restaurant after I paid the check..”
  • “You can always gauge a woman’s interest in you by her girlfriends’ reaction when you meet them for the first time. If they’ve never heard of you, she ain’t interested!”
  • “I once went out with a guy who didn’t like the dress I was wearing, so he took me to Saks and bought one he liked.  It was beautiful and I felt like Julia Roberts in the movie, Pretty Woman.”
  • “A lot can change in 24 hours. There was a time in my life when I was really strapped for cash. I had received an eviction notice, and my car was repossessed.  One night I went to the casino with an ex-boyfriend, who had always been kind to me.  He won $50,000 and gave me half of it.  I joined the church the next day.”
  • “You can tell a lot about a person when you ride in their car. If their car is dirty you don’t want to see their bedroom.”
  • “I am immediately attracted to a woman who can look me dead in the eye when she’s talking to me. It shows a confidence that turns me on.”
  • “I like men who like me and it’s plain. I ain’t trying to be attached to someone whose feelings I’ve got to jump through hoops to figure it out. “
  • “On the way home one night from a lousy date, my car suddenly stopped, and my date got out, told me to pop the hood, and succeeded in fixing the trouble. I was so impressed that I decided to take her out again.  This decision was far different from the one I made when I left the restaurant.  She had talked so much about her child that I was bored out of my mind, and I’d made up my mind that this was her last outing.  Nine months later, I married her.”

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