Memorable Moments

Memorable Moments

Jackie M.  “I liked him up to the point when he took off his shoes upon entering my home, which he did reluctantly, and had a big hole in his sock.  To me, when a guy gets dressed to go out with a big hole in his sock, it says a lot about his self-esteem and his upkeep.”

Lou J.  “When I walked in on my girlfriend snooping through a drawer in my bedroom, she claimed she was looking for something to sew for me, like a sock. Ironically, I had just caught her going through my computer the day before and she claimed she was googling something.   I never saw her after that.  A woman that would be that sneaky and could lie so glibly was not the woman for me.”

Lisa W. “I was at a party when I began to return the stare of a handsome stranger across the room.  When he smiled, I smiled back, and the next thing I knew, a woman flew at me from out of nowhere and screamed at me to stop looking at her man. I was so embarrassed  I didn’t say a word.  I just stared at her as if she was crazy and put my hand slowly in my pocket.  The act was meant to intimidate her and it worked.  She kept cussing, but she backed off.”

Carl J.  “I was dating four women when I met her, and within a week, I had dropped all of them to be with her.  After hooking up with her, I no longer needed a variety of female encounters.  She was all I needed.”

Michael K. “At first I was dating her.  Then when we broke up, I began dating her girlfriend, who I eventually married.  On the day of the wedding, a woman passed me in the lobby of the church just as I was about to go in, and handed me an anonymous note stating that the woman I was marrying was actually a transsexual, who had once been a man.   But I quickly learned that my ex was behind the note.”

Rick E. “It was our first date.  Her face was beautiful, and her smile was radiant, but her breath was disturbing.  The funny part was when I offered her a mint, after popping one in my mouth, she refused it.  The odor became so offensive that I ended the date by pretending to have a severe headache, and putting her in a cab.”

Marissa B. “We met on September 1 and married on September 30^th.  We knew on our first date that it was instant love.  On the second date, we acknowledged it to each other.  On the fourth date, he gave me an engagement ring, and on our sixth date, we picked out where we wanted to live.  Time is too short to be trying to figure things out.  Sometimes you just have to go with what feels right.  We have been happily married five years.”