Single Sketches – On The Love Track

Single Sketches

On The Love Track

Compiled by Lisa Laird

The Women Say…

NEVER DATE A MAN WHO:

• “Doesn’t smile at children.”
• “Is separated from his wife.”
• “Tells you in the beginning that you’re really not his type.”
• “Mentions the pimple you were hoping he didn’t notice.”
• “Always wants you to meet him someplace. Beware of the man who doesn’t like to extend himself.”
• “Is always watching television. With him, if it can’t be done in front of the television, it’s not worth doing.”
• “Argues over the check more than once. He’ll never spend a dime on you.”

The Men Say…

NEVER DATE A WOMAN WHO:

• “Smiles and stares at other men. If she has a need to smile at other men, she is not satisfied with you.”
• “Asks how much a gift cost.”
• “Has only married girlfriends. She’ll spend every waking hour trying to figure out ways to get you to propose.”
• “Melts when complimented by other men. No one man can satisfy her need for attention.”
• “Appears bored in active circumstances.”
• “Lives for thrills and excitement, while you’re content with meatloaf and football.”
• “Offers you a TV dinner on the first visit.”
• “Who doesn’t think you’re funny and you do.”
• “Tells the secrets of others. You will not be an exception.”

WHEN A MAN SAYS…”I’LL CALL YOU” HE MEANS…

• “in the next few weeks…Maybe.”
• “I’ll call, but I don’t know when.”
• “I’m not excited, but I’m interested enough to leave the door open.”
• “It could mean the next day or never.”

TO A WOMAN IT MEANS…

• “He likes me and he’ll call within the week.”
• “He’s interested and he’ll call within 2 or 3 days.”
• “He wasn’t knocked off his feet, but he may call when he has nothing else better to do.”
• “He’s not making any promises because he’s not sure if he’s interested.”

WHEN A MAN SAYS…”LET’S BE FRIENDS.”  HE MEANS…

• “We can be intimate, but with no strings attached.”
• “I may not be romantically inclined. But I could enjoy her company.”
• “We can be together as long as it’s clear that we do not have a relationship or a commitment.”
• “I’m trying to discourage her romantic interest in me because I can’t reciprocate.”

TO A WOMAN, IT MEANS…

• “He wants a companion who can be a friend as well.”
• “He’s not even remotely interested.”
• “He doesn’t like you but doesn’t want to alienate you either.
• “The attraction wasn’t mutual.”