Single Sketches
On The Love Track
Compiled by Lisa Laird
The Women Say…
NEVER DATE A MAN WHO:
- “Doesn’t smile at children.”
- “Is separated from his wife.”
- “Tells you in the beginning that you’re really not his type.”
- “Mentions the pimple you were hoping he didn’t notice.”
- “Always wants you to meet him someplace. Beware of the man who doesn’t like to extend himself.”
- “Is always watching television. With him, if it can’t be done in front of the television, it’s not worth doing.”
- “Argues over the check more than once. He’ll never spend a dime on you.”
The Men Say…
NEVER DATE A WOMAN WHO:
- “Smiles and stares at other men. If she has a need to smile at other men, she is not satisfied with you.”
- “Asks how much a gift cost.”
- “Has only married girlfriends. She’ll spend every waking hour trying to figure out ways to get you to propose.”
- “Melts when complimented by other men. No one man can satisfy her need for attention.”
- “Appears bored in active circumstances.”
- “Lives for thrills and excitement, while you’re content with meatloaf and football.”
- “Offers you a TV dinner on the first visit.”
- “Who doesn’t think you’re funny and you do.”
- “Tells the secrets of others. You will not be an exception.”
WHEN A MAN SAYS…”I’LL CALL YOU” HE MEANS…
- “in the next few weeks…Maybe.”
- “I’ll call, but I don’t know when.”
- “I’m not excited, but I’m interested enough to leave the door open.”
- “It could mean the next day or never.”
TO A WOMAN IT MEANS…
- “He likes me and he’ll call within the week.”
- “He’s interested and he’ll call within 2 or 3 days.”
- “He wasn’t knocked off his feet, but he may call when he has nothing else better to do.”
- “He’s not making any promises because he’s not sure if he’s interested.”
WHEN A MAN SAYS…”LET’S BE FRIENDS.” HE MEANS…
- “We can be intimate, but with no strings attached.”
- “I may not be romantically inclined. But I could enjoy her company.”
- “We can be together as long as it’s clear that we do not have a relationship or a commitment.”
- “I’m trying to discourage her romantic interest in me because I can’t reciprocate.”
TO A WOMAN, IT MEANS…
- “He wants a companion who can be a friend as well.”
- “He’s not even remotely interested.”
- “He doesn’t like you but doesn’t want to alienate you either.
- “The attraction wasn’t mutual.”






