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OVERHEARD…

January 23, 2018

“I hate it when a guy asks if I have children as if he’s asking about my medical history.  Single mothers are among the highest discriminated against groups in America.  I have been dating off and on about three years now, since my divorce, and every man I meet seems only interested in a casual or temporary fling, because I have three children.  I know several women who don’t mention their kids until after the “magic dust” has settled. I’ll never forego my kids for a man’s affection and I feel sorry for women who do.”

 

  • “When a woman likes you in a relationship, usually you and everybody else know it, because she makes it plain.  When a woman doesn’t like you anymore, unlike a man, who can stay on in the relationship while gritting his teeth, her affection suspends in mid-air, and she becomes a good liar.”

 

  • “There may be a serious shortage of eligible men as it relates to statistical data, but I’ve noticed that there is also a serious shortage of women who appear to be well-rounded, balanced, healthy and problem-free.  Every woman I meet is either suspicious, bitter, demanding, possessive or unreasonable.  Most are hungry for love, want help with their bills and their problems and are under the unbelievable delusion that having a man means he should be where they want him to be, whenever they want him there.”

 

  • “Why can’t a man be upfront about his other involvements when he meets another woman?  I mean, I think men should give us a choice by telling the truth upfront.  I, for one, don’t mind man sharing if I know in advance what the program is.  I just resent being put in the game to play and I don’t know all the players.”

 

  • “I had a night of horrors recently, when I went to a party with a new date.  As we entered the party, I spotted my boyfriend far across the room leaning over another woman in a very familiar way.  As I began to back out the door to make a quick exit, ( I don’t believe in confrontation) I walked into my ex-husband who was standing hand and hand with an old enemy of mine from college.  And just as I reached for the arm of my date to usher me out of the madness, his “girlfriend” appeared out of nowhere and snatched him off into a corner.  I ended up walking home because I was in a residential area and had forgotten to put money in my purse.  Home ended up being 20 blocks away and it was a chilly night.”
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