Random Poll: “I Would Never Date A Man/Woman Who…”

Random Poll:

“I Would Never

Date A Man Or

Woman Who …”

 Women

• “Is impatient with children.”
• “Is recently separated from his wife.”
• “Tells you in the beginning that he’s not monogamous.”
• “Mentions the big pimple you were hoping he didn’t notice.”
• “Always wants you to accommodate him. Beware of the guy who doesn’t like to extend himself.”
• “Is addicted to watching television. With him, if it can’t be done in front of the TV, it’s not worth doing.”
• “Disputes the dinner check more than once.”

Men

• “Smiles and stares at other men.”
• “Is very cost-aware of gifts given to her.”
• “Has only married girlfriends. She’ll spend every waking hour trying to get you to propose.”
• “Goes out of her way to attract male attention.”
• “Appears bored in social circumstances.”
• “Lives for thrills and excitement, while you’re content with meatloaf and football.”
• “Asks the name and purpose of all callers to your phone in her presence.”
• “Who doesn’t think you’re funny and you do.”
• “Tells the secrets of others. You will not be the exception.”