The Gossip Gazette – Scoops From All Over

The Gossip Gazette

Scoops From All Over

Ellie Eavesdrop

CHICAGO –  The tension was really thick in the room when two uninvited ex-girlfriends of the groom-to-be crashed a posh engagement party held at the home of the groom-to-be parents and ended up being disruptive.  It’s reported that both were asked to leave after one made threatening gestures to the bride-to-be, while the other one tearfully cornered the groom-to-be in the kitchen and begged him to reconsider his decision.

OAKLAND – A pretty social worker met her husband the old fashioned way by being a damsel in distress.  Her car broke down in a rough section of town, and a very handsome policeman came to her rescue when some neighborhood bad guys were trying to steal her tires.  They exchanged numbers and the rest of the story was recorded on video at their wedding two months later.

BALTIMORE –The word is that when a popular attorney in this town ran a red light and hit a car containing his fiancée` and her ex-boyfriend, several squad cars had to be called to the scene. The two men began fighting when the lawyer demanded that the woman get out of the car, and the ex-boyfriend wouldn’t let her.  As the two men wrestled on the ground with the cops trying to pull them apart, the fiancée` bolted from the car and escaped down a nearby alley. The engagement was called off and the ex-fiancee` ended up marrying the ex-boyfriend a month later.

NEW YORK – Three female friends went to a basketball game last year and hit the jackpot.  All three met three guys of magnificent appeal and means, who also happened to be friends, and all three got married last month on the island of St. Thomas, in the Virgin Islands.  We hear that two planeloads of family and friends flew down to witness the triple ring ceremony.

MEMPHIS – A gorgeous popular bachelor, who is reportedly a respected school teacher by day was recently caught by police attempting to climb through the bedroom window of a disgruntled girlfriend who had slammed the door in his face.  By coincidence, another disgruntled ex-girlfriend, who was still disgruntled, happened to be one of the police officers called to the scene. She ended up shoving him into the squad car and accidentally breaking his wrist.  No charges or complaints were filed