Those Unforgettable Blind Dates – Ever Had One?

Those Unforgettable

Blind Dates

Ever Had One?

Tom:  “I was out on a blind date with a woman in a restaurant when she spotted her ex-boyfriend entering with another woman. She got up and confronted him with a slap in the face. They began fighting and the police were called. I got up, paid the bill, and left.  I was grateful that we’d only ordered drinks.”

Keira:  “I was on a blind date with a gorgeous man who swept me off my feet. After we left the restaurant, he took me to the boutique next door and told me to pick out a dress and a pair of shoes.  He claimed it was his way of thanking me for a lovely date.  That was four years ago, and we’re still together.”                                                                      

Anthony – “I went to the movies once with a blind date and I thought we liked each other until she got up to get “a coke”  and never came back.”                                                                                               

Marisa:  “At the end of a blind date with a very impressive guy, I broke the cardinal rule and asked him when I’d see him again. He mumbled a faint, “I’ll call you,” got in his car, and drove off.  I never heard from him and I vowed never to ask that question again.  My only regret was that I had picked up the bill at dinner in an effort to impress him.”

Briana:  “The only blind date I’ve ever been on lasted over ten hours. We went on a hayride in the country, picked apples, played catch, and chased each other through a field of corn stalks.  At the end of the evening, he asked me to marry him and I accepted.  A week later, he gave me an engagement ring.”                                                                             

Jeff:  “I was on a blind date with a very pretty woman who called me by another man’s name twice, flirted with the waiter, answered her cell phone every time it rang and chatted with the callers like I wasn’t there.  She also ordered two entrées for dinner, one to eat there and one to take home to eat later.  After she finished eating, she looked at me with a frown and stated she didn’t like men who wore glasses, and that I’d have to get some contacts if I wanted to date her.  I excused myself to go to the men’s room and left her there.”                                                                  

Christina:  “I met a guy on a blind date, who suddenly became “ill” after thirty minutes of distracting chit chat.  He was so sick he had to leave.  I never heard from him again, but I didn’t care.  I didn’t like him either, and if I’d thought of it, I would’ve gotten “sick” first.”