14 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

14 Things Guys

Wish Girls Knew

by Jason Ellison

1. If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to.  Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
   
   
2. We do not like to shop.  Take a friend.
   
   
3. When we have to go somewhere…absolutely anything you wear is fine.  Really.
   
   
4. Ask for what you want.  Let’s be clear on this one:  Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work.  Really obvious hints don’t work.  Just say it!
   
   
5. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.  That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
   
   
6. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take any kind of relationship quiz together.
   
   
7. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.  All comments become null and void after seven days.  Our memory has a tendency to fail us.
   
   
8. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry, we meant the other one.
   
   
9. Don’t get mad when we look at other women.  It’s no reflection on you… we can’t help it.  We are just visual creatures.
   
   
10. Don’t ask for the truth unless you can take it.
    
    
11. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
    
    
12. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials, when we’re watching the game.
    
    
13. We’re not mind-readers and we never will be.  Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
    
    
14. If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you’re lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.