From The Locker Room – 1-20-19

Overheard:

• “In three months I will marry, and I will limit the number of girlfriends who will be able to visit me at home. You have to watch women around your man.  A dude can come between the best of friends.”

“If I meet a guy in a club, I find that he does not have the same respect for me as he would if he’d met me at a party.”

There’s one thing you can say to a guy that he’ll never forget or forgive you for.  Criticize or make a negative comment about his sexual skills.”

“Give me a Southern man any day.  They are raised up from little boys to honor and respect women.  Even when the worst scoundrels do you in, it’s in a gentlemanly fashion.”

“I’ve  discovered that when I go out and determine to have a good time, I always do and when I convince myself that the evening’s bound to be boring, it always is.”

“I believe women tell men too much in relationships especially about past relationships.  When I meet a new guy, I create the aura of pure sexual virtue, though I’ve been married twice.  The past should be just that.”

“Since I stopped sleeping with every ‘romance hopeful’ my phone rings far more than it ever did, when I was sexually active and scrounging for affection.”

“A beautiful woman has to know she’s beautiful, be grateful for it, and feel gratified with it in order to be truly beautiful.  I know a number of women with beautiful hair, skin, eyes and bodies.  But their heads are on so crooked that their beauty disappears in a matter of minutes.”