Single Sketches – “Most Embarrassing Moment”

Candy – “On the first date with a very exciting guy that I had been working hard to impress all night, I removed my eyeglasses for vanity purposes.  Forgetting that I could barely see without them, I struggled to order from the menu and got lost coming back to the table from the ladies’ room.  But the worst happened when I ended up getting in the wrong car, with the wrong guy, when my date pulled up to retrieve me in front of the restaurant.  My excuse was that the two cars were the same color.  But apparently, he didn’t buy it, because he never asked me out again.”

Julia – “My three-year-old son wandered into the living room where I was entertaining a new ‘love interest’ wearing one of my wigs.  Ironically, the guy had just said that he didn’t like women, who wore wigs, and I had just finished saying, I wouldn’t be caught wearing one. I laughed and explained that I used to wear wigs, but I stopped.  The look on his face reflected he wasn’t buying that story.  But the worst came when my ex-husband showed up at the door, and when I wouldn’t answer it, he used his key and came in.  It was a lock I had planned to change but never got around to it.  My date didn’t even say goodnight when he got up and walked out the door.”