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Leah– “I met him one night when I was stranded with a flat tire on a busy highway with no spare tire and a dead cell phone. He stopped to help and ended up buying me a new tire that he put on the car and wouldn’t let me pay him.  We began dating and were married five weeks later.”

Melia – “As a surprise, I quit my job and followed my boyfriend down to Texas because he said his job had transferred him there. I believed he loved me and that he would be pleased that I cared enough to not let distance separate us.  But when I got there, I found out that he moved there to marry another woman.”

Beth – “I had a weird date recently.  I went to a play on a first date with a really good-looking guy, I was very attracted to and I assumed the feeling was mutual since he invited me out.  When the play ended, he drove to the nearest shopping mall because he said he needed to pick up something.  When he returned to the car, he handed me a box of perfume and thanked me for a lovely evening.  I haven’t heard from him since and I’m wondering if it has anything to do with my scent.”

  • Chloe – “I was on a first date with a really impressive guy and I was very interested in him and his conversation until I noticed that his fingernails were longer than mine. I was so turned off that I left the basketball game before it was over.  I wonder do some guys even know that their nails are not supposed to extend past the tip of their fingers.”
  • Harry – “I decided to marry her because out of all the women I was dating, she was the only one who went to church.”
  • Shayla – “After four years of dating, he asked me to marry him on a Tuesday. We flew to Vegas on Saturday and got married.  On Monday evening, on the flight home, we got into an argument and he asked for an annulment.  He said he realized that he had made a mistake.  I slapped him so hard, I broke my finger.  We got to fighting on the plane and the stewardess had to separate us.”
  • Shavon – “I fell in love with him on our first date when he came to pick me up and I told him I couldn’t go because the babysitter canceled at the last minute.  I have two little boys and he suggested we order pizza and stay in and play games with the kids.”  I married him three months later.”

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